Friday, December 02, 2005

Now, That's Just Rude...

Ever get caught having sex? By which I mean, have you (and hopefully whoever was with you) got caught by someone who you didn't expect on being there whilst en flagrant nookie? Embarrassing as hell, isn't it, though for the life of me I can't understand why. I mean, as Clarence Carter taught us, almost everything that has life in it has sex, and the vast majority of us humans can think of little else than that next piece of tail. You'd think we'd just grin a bit and say "Give us a few minutes and we'll be out of your hair."

Elvis knows I've been walked in on a couple of times, by roommates, neighbors and one really frightening time by the girl's boyfriend (whose existence I was till then unaware of). Never by a family member, though a friend of mine was making the sign of the triple-finned catfish with his girl in his girl's parents' bed when the girl's mom walked in, and that's just tacky as hell. Apparently, though, the only thing Mom said was thank God Dad wasn't the one that caught them.

However, some folks are just plain rude. Long story short, professor walks in on an unknown couple having sex in his office. Instead of quickly dressing, mumbling an embarrassed apology and making a swift, unobtrusive exit, the male copulee proceeds to bless out the professor. Hope this doesn't get around to Tom Wolfe, he might just soil his nice white suit.


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